Today is my birthday, and there's just one thing I'm wishing for

To spend some time alone with a certain someone I adore

It doesn't have to be formal or fancy

It's not a deal breaker if it's not romancy

After all of this time, I've lowered my expectations

Don't need a limo or a corsage,

Just him and me without the entourage

And I won't be upset (I won't be upset)

At this emotional roulette (Emotional roulette)

I'll take any little thing that I can get...

Like eating some french fries: I'll take it!

Stuck on a tarmac: I'm good! (I'm good!)

Trapped under rubble: That's awesome! (That's awesome!)

Moving a piano: If we only could!

Getting orthodontia: Sign me up! (Sign me up!)

In a smelly subway car: I'm in! (I'm in!)

We could be reupholstering our love seat:

I call that a win-win!

'Cause that's all I really want;

Just time alone with my triangular savant

I'm not asking for the world; I'm just a simple girl

And I would change my mournful tone...

If we could just be alone

Just be alone...

Just be alone...

Just be alone...

Happy birthday to ME! :D